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Ten Signs You Might Be A Goth
- You
pay 6 bucks for cigarettes that match your outfit
- You
like to play dead in public
- You
wake up still drunk at 3 in the afternoon with anonymous black
lipstick on your face
- The
shade of powder you wear is called "Sheet Of Paper"
- The
Count was your favorite Sesame Street character as a child
- You
wear long, velvet coats in the middle of summer
- You
go to Denny's at 5 in the morning and think, "These are
my people"
- You
think dead flowers are prettier than live ones
- You
refer to your age in mortal years
- Your
combat boots cost more than it takes to feed a third world
child for two years
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Ten Annoying Things to Do to a Model
- Repeatedly
ask, "What was your last name again?"
- Ask
her if she's going to finish that lettuce leaf.
- Every
week, adjust her scale to add an additional pound or two (Wait
-- that's the way to "kill" a supermodel..
- Consistently
baffle her with multisyllabic words and compound sentences.
- Force
her to share a runway with a 747.
- Whoopie
Cushion Shoulder Pads.
- Taunt
her with the Pythagorean Theorem and a slice of pizza.
- Follow
her everywhere, mumbling, "Don't hate me because I'm
beautiful."
- Make
her wear that loose-fitting size 2 outfit.
- Constantly
demand a display of her Superhuman powers.
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10 Good Things About Being Named George W. Bush
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Read my lips: I never pay taxes
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I receive courtesy calls whenever Cheney has a heart attack
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I always get the Presidential Suite at Motel 6 in downtown
Cleveland
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After sex, my wife hums "Hail to the Chief"
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Whenever I get bored, I call the Texas Department of Corrections
and have them execute a guy
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Last week, I used an improperly addressed Halliburton contribution
to buy myself a trampoline
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I've been cleaning up on Denny's "Presidents Eat Free"
promotion
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Amusing late night phone calls from a drunk Tony Blair
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People are pleasantly surprised that I'm not an idiot
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The President offered me ten grand for a copy of my military
records.
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