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10
Things to do if You Meet a Celebrity
1.
Pick your nose and than ask them if they would like a bite
2.
Spit on their expensive outfits
3.
Always call them by the nickname you gave them, so they think
your
dating.
4.
Have him/her sign your @$$.
5.Ask
them how much there autogragh grabs on ebay.
6.Ask
for there autogragh if it's over $50.
7.Stare
and smile at them and thens say, "I have new underwear
on."
8.Ask
him/her if he/she would like to see it.
9.Scream
like a little girl and then faint.
10.Tell
if the most important fact you know, the gestation period of
an elephant is 7 months.
Top
ten reasons why drinking should be allowed at work:
1.
It's an incentive to show up.
2.
It reduces stress.
3.
It leads to more honest communications.
4.
It reduces complaints about low pay.
5.
It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6.
Employees tell management what they think, not what management
wants to hear.
7.
It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8.
It encourages carpooling.
9.
Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you
don't care.
10.
It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to
work.
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10 Ways to Shower Like a Man
1.
Sit on the edge of the bed and take off the underwear you've
walking around the house in all morning. Leave them on the floor.
2.
Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your wife along
the way, flash her.
3.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Pat your beer belly
with affection as if it was a great achievement. Suck in your
gut to see if you have pecs. (No.)
4.
Turn on the water.
5.
Check for pecs again. (Still no.)
6.
Get in the shower.
7.
Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use one.)
8.
Spend 5 minutes soaping your body and rinse.
9.
Spend 15 minutes washing your crotch and surrounding area.
10.
Wash your rear end.
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