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Ten Attorney Rules of Engagement:
- Any
person with a valid Texas hunting license may harvest attorneys.
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The taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted.
The use of currency as bait is prohibited.
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The killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If
accidentally struck, remove roadkill to roadside and proceed
to nearest car wash.
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It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a
helicopter or other aircraft.
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It shall be unlawful to shout, "whiplash," "ambulance!"
or, "Free Perrier!" for the purposes of trapping
attorneys.
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It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills,
prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.
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It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of
whorehouses, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.
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If an attorney is elected to government office, there will
be a $500 bounty on the pelt.
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Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department
inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.
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It shall be illegal for a hunter to disquise himself as a
reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female law clerk, sheep, accident
victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purposes of hunting
attorneys
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Ten Philosophies
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American Express calls and says; "Definitely leave home
without it."
- Your
idea of a 7 course meal is taking a deep breath outside a
restaurant.
- You
think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
- You
give blood everyday, just for the orange juice.
- You
finally clean your house, hoping to find loose change.
- McDonalds
supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
- Sally
Struthers sends you food.
- You
go back for seconds at communion.
- You've
rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with
Abe Lincoln.
- You
rob Peter and then you rob Paul
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